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"My father taught me not to lie."

"Yeah, mine taught me not to starve, so I guess we both got an education."

Created on 2008-08-14 20:13:46 (#16363092), last updated 2009-07-09

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Name:Jack Kelly
Birthdate:1982-09-13
Bio

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"In 1899, the streets of New York City echoed with the voices of newsies, peddling the papers of Joseph Pulitzer, William Randalph Hearst, and other giants of the newspaper world. On every corner you saw them carrying the banner. Bringing you the news for a penny a pape. Poor orphans and runaways, the newsies were a ragged army without a leader, until one day all that changed."



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"He turned to look at Jack, and was faced with a look that made him a little nervous. That’s because David was now looking at Jack’s ‘Great Idea’ face. He had gotten that look before the dumpster diving incident (“It’s just like a garage sale, but free!”), the Ramen noodle catastrophe (“We can build an entire castle out of these things!”), and, most memorably, the ‘disco revival’ attempt (“Who doesn’t love sparkly tight pants, Davey?”). It was a look he had come to recognize as meaning one thing: trouble." --You Never Forget, by Coninator
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JACK: Extra! Extra! Ellis Island in flames!

DAVID: Wait, where's that story?

JACK: Thank you, sir! Page 9. Thousands flee in panic-- thank you! Much obliged to you ladies!

DAVID 'Trash Fire Next To Immigration Building Terrifies Seagulls'?

JACK: Terrified flight of inferno! Thousands of lives at stake! Extra! Extra! Thank you sir. Extra! Extra!
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